The Aquabats Are Rad
I believe the Aquabats are one of the raddest groups.
First of all I'd like to give lots of thanks and respect to the other Aquabats pages for all the stuff i blatently ripped off because without it I wouldn't really have this page to let awareness of the Aquabats to spread and to the sites and fans for making me become aware of them they are to rad to miss out on.
The Return of the Aquabats their first cd. Yes they called their first cd The Return of that's another reason they are so rad. Now I don't think this cd is as good as The Fury of but it was worth buying and it's got some good tunes.
Songs from Return of the Aquabats
Playdough-Glory of the 80's from the eyes of the Bats
Martian Girl-The tale of a female martian. It's on both albums.
Ska Robot Army-Somewehre in this song the sing about Chewbaca and caca(poop)which is definately cool.
Idiot Box-Song about how the television is addicting. Spend youre time smartly listening to these guys because life is short and you never know when you will die so just listen to the bats.
Pinch and Roll-Talks about something the girls don't know about an itch. In this song the Bats claim they don't sniff airplane glue. Another claim is that he drives a Honda.
Tarantula-Prof. Jones his daughter Maryanne and a tarantula nono this isn't Giligan's Island from Hell just a cool song.
Marshmallow Man-Dood fresh outta jail and he's got a baseball bat tucked away already. The system doesn't work
Aquabat March-Fun tune. They don't wanna fight but if they must they can duke it out all night. Talks about the american males dream find a girl and make a lil romance.
Cd Repo Man-We really need this guy b/c people really do borrow cd's and never give em back and he can go where I can't go. He will infiltrate youre stereo.
It's Crazy,Man-Rad tune to end this cd. This dood's chick has nasty breath and he's not digging it.
The Fury of the Aquabats, is not an album to be taken seriously. And I suspect that they would be very disappointed if you did.The Fury of the Aquabats is 16 tracks of pure idiocy. But that is not necessarily a bad thing. In a vast sea of angst-filled rock and mushy love ballads, this new release really sticks out. It won't make you want to kill the president or kiss your significant other; it will simply make you laugh. But what else can you expect from The Aquabats, an 8-piece ska band from Southern California. They have been described as "Devo meets the Power Rangers" for their unique image as space cadets who escaped from their
homeland and have come here to make music, and their songs really reflects their sense of humor. This album may leave you wondering one thing though: how did they come up with this stuff? And that is all part of its charm. Anyone can write a love song, but it takes a special kind of band to come up with songs about midget pirates and genetically-engineered two-headed cats.
The Fury of the Aquabats is an awesome cd. Every song but like 2 are catchy and worth partaking of.
Good songs---
Super Rad- The title says it all
Red Sweater- Awesome tune. Starts out like a 50's song but it's all good.
Magic Chicken- Chicken makes them feel good according to the song. This cd makes me feel good this song is funny.
Fight Song- One of the songs I could do with out but its here so I'll deal with it.
Cat With Two Heads- Hey two heads are better than one. Plus the cat ate The New Kids On The Block and I think thats a damn good thing.
The Story of Nothing- Nothing hurts worse than being nothing. The woman he's after doesn't know hes alive. HMMMMMM...why does that seem so familiar? Or is it just me that gets a familiar feeling about that?
Captain Hampton and the Midget Pirates- Song is crazy. Lil midgets runing around poking people with swords. How scary is this. Poor Jim just a lad looking fer adventure snuck on Capt. Hampton's schooner to harpoon tuna and get real buff.
Martian Girl- Was also on the first album The Return of The Aquabats. They changed it up a lil bit but its relatively the same.
Attacked By Snakes- At first I couldn't stand this song but now I think its all right but still not a favorite of mine.
Idiot Box- Also an add on from the first album. Again only minor changes were made. I liked the original one better but oh well this one is good too.
Powdered Milk Man- He's a bad bad man ruining breakfast. He must die.
My Skateboard- This guy only wanted his girl to come over sit on his couch and hold him tight but she went out with some dumb jock and left him alone with his skateboard.
Phantasma Del Mar- Another song i can live without because its instrumental only not that theres anything wrong with that becasue the music is actually ok.
Lobster Bucket- Song about how good friends can be and how people and lobsters can be similar.
Theme Song- Well obviously it must be their theme. Tolerable song but room for improvement is there.
Playdough- Although it isnt listed on the case its there trust me song 16 about 2and 1/2 mins in. Another addition from the first cd this song tells the glory of the 80s as a child.
Ah yes yet another release from our favorite super heroes! The lastest offering from the Aquabats, The Aquabats vs The Floating Eye of Death, finds the loveable 'bats with a somewhat different sound but those same silly lyrics. If you are a big fan it is definately worth buying if you dont have any of their albums Id still suggest Fury of...
I'm not as familiar with this album yet so the reviews of songs may be a lil sketchy for now.
Sequence Erase- A good upbeat tune to start of the journey. It's about having no time or something I dont really know.
Giant Robot-Birdhead- This song is rad. They built a robot with a bird like head and he is their friend. He saves people with his megaton punch.
Anti-Matter- This tune is about how some kids don't have anything or very little, then there are the kids who think they are all tough and the kids with brand new cars and they complain about them. But the kids with nothing dont really care because they are grateful for what they do have instead of taking everythign for granted. A good meaning plus the song kicks anyways.
Lotto Fever- The dude finds a fish that can grant any wish so he wishes for some cool stuff and he thinks it cant get any better, but someone takes it away and that really sucks!
Lovers of Loving Love- This is all poppy and sappy, thats cool. He is all happy cause he found a chick. That probably would make a guy happy but Im not skilled in that department.
Chemical Bomb- This song is really funny. The music is all mellowed out and what not and they are singing about a chemical bomb(go figure) and eyes melting skin exploding and everyone dying so it catches you off guard but its all good.
The Man With Glooey Hands- Some guy has glue on his hands and they are stuck together or something? I am not to sure though I think it is deeper than that if Aquabats songs are deep that is.
Monsters Wedding- A spider and fly are getting married and there are a bunch of monsters there. Creepy!
The Ballad of Mister Bonkers- Yeah I think Mr. Bonkers is a lobster but I could be wrong. But he can bicycle kick you so you best not step to him.
Canis Lupus- This song is all about how dogs are great and sweet and you can pick one up at your local pound but be nice to him cuz if he's unhappy he will run away when you aren't looking.
Tiny Pants- He meets a tiny guy and the guy speaks he has to dance cuz he talks all crazy and jibberishy so yeah you just gotta hear it cause it's funny.
The Thing On the Bass Amp- It's a spooky thought to think that maybe there is a thing on the bass amp cuz it gets in your head at night and makes you feel sad and like not caring and stuff. Some dude brought it to some town I think it got into my head.
Amino Man- He's got a flat top and a wicked ponytail in back and a fanny pack he lifts lotsa weights. Hes all oily too.
Hello,Goodnght- This is a mellow ending ditty it will probably put you to sleep so thats why its at the end not the beginning.
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